I’ll take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today, I’ll be okay tomorrow.
YOU CAN LEAVEEE YOUR HAT ON
plot twist: you meet a lesbian that hasnt had sex with someone you know.
Seriously I love my Nephews but omg, they kill me, thank God they’ve gone home and now I can nap.
Women are the bane of my life and will continually break my heart yet I can’t resist them.