JORDAN

November 2011

Nov 30, 201128,977 notes

Nov 29, 2011271 notes

Nov 28, 20112,058 notes

I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

Nov 28, 201143,814 notes

Nov 27, 2011100,660 notes

• Teacher: where's your homework
• Me: why are you so obsessed with me

Nov 27, 2011131,318 notes

Nov 27, 201115,883 notes

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

• Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
• Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.

Nov 25, 201159,933 notes

Nov 24, 2011158,103 notes

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Nov 24, 2011271 notes

6 hour lecture + 6 hours of essay writing = eating for the first time at 9.40pm 

What is my life.

Nov 24, 20112 notes

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Nov 23, 20115,454 notes

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Nov 22, 2011179,199 notes

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Nov 22, 201119,186 notes