I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
- Teacher: where's your homework
- Me: why are you so obsessed with me
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
- Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
- Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
6 hour lecture + 6 hours of essay writing = eating for the first time at 9.40pm
What is my life.